*sniff* *sob* Heddo Los Angeles, it’s Sonatina *honk* sorry, I need to blow my *honk* li’dl nose….*honk* Can you believe that cad Krugman?? Eloped with a blonde and left me behind!!!! Well, I’ve been brave but I know all my fans out there will *honk* understand that rejection can shatter a tender heart. The sacrifices I made!! The devotion!! The promises!!! *honk*
Well, I managed to pull myself together and be adopted by the very next family that came to RabbitMatch. Now I have a lovely home and humans who think I’m the bees knees!! Perserveringly yours, Sonatina, the most gorgeous ever choco-girl.