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*sniff* *sob* Heddo Los Angeles, it’s Sonatina *honk* sorry, I need to blow my *honk* li’dl nose….*honk* Can you believe that cad Krugman?? Eloped with a blonde and left me behind!!!! Well, I’ve been brave but I know all my fans out there will *honk* understand that rejection can shatter a tender heart. The sacrifices I made!! The devotion!! The promises!!! *honk*
Well, I managed to pull myself together and be adopted by the very next family that came to RabbitMatch. Now I have a lovely home and humans who think I’m the bees knees!! Perserveringly yours, Sonatina, the most gorgeous ever choco-girl.
Ppppsssstttt!! hey, over here, behind the door!! I’m being adopted and I wanted to say good-bye but this is complicated. See, Bunny Diana the golden harlequin girl returned with her human with marriage on her mind.
Ssshhhh!!! Well, we had flirted a bit when she was here and I had no idea I would miss her so much. I thought I’d never see her again and meanwhile that stunning choco-bungirl, Sonatina, joined RabbitMatch and well, she was almost stalking me. Her devotion was touching but I really do prefer blondes!! Oh, drama!! Oh love lost and found!!
Oooohhh!! The carrier with Diana is here, ready to scoop me up. Gotta go!! I know Sonatina will get over losing me. Either Denver or Eastwood would make good husbuns for her. Come visit!! Pet her, tell her she’s beautiful and the only way to go is FORWARD.
With a wave of the bunnypaw, Krugman.
Baahhhaayyyyyyy!! It’s me, Nightsong, binkying out the door!! I’ve been adopted!! I learned from my previous experience with visitors that humans just aren’t hardwired to appreciate the ultimate gift a bunnyboy can give, namely a bouquet from the little firehose. So I restrained myself this time to just runing around a lot with my tail in the air and giving bunny kisses on the ankles.
If you’re kicking yourself because you didn’t come see me and chinchilla bunnies are your very favorite, despair not!! Bodicea, and Ailin both with a nice white collar interest are still waiting for you. Joyful bunny adoptions to all!! Nightsong.
Life is good. Thanks you guys. : )
