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SEX AFTER DEATH …..

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact:
" Marion … Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful!   What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud – lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course,
then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"
"No………..I'm a rabbit in Arizona

 

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"Oh hello there!  I was just tidying up my room."

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"I like surrounding myself with art and lots of purple.  I feel it brings out my sensitive side."

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"Perhaps you would like to join me for an evening of clover, some playful banter and see where that leads."

Oh Mandalay you seem like quite the sophisticate!  I bet you're a great snuggler!  ;)  Mandalay is an adoptable with Rabbit Match in LA.  You can see more about him on his Petfinder page here.  Good luck little bun!

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***slurp***yuckos!!!***blech***gack****slurp!!!!  Oh, hi there!!! Were you looking at me???  Do I really look like my photos??? well, yes and no.  I'm a stunning New Zealand White bunnygirl, covered with grease and transmition fluid which I'm trying my best to clean off.   You see, I was a cast off  Easter bunny.   I know I was on my own on the street for a few weeks.  I spent a lot of time hiding under cars. That's how I survived.  My eyelids are sunburned and I'm thin and dirty but I'm alive and here at RabbitMatch. I chose my name, Claudina, because I'm just as beautiful as the puffy clouds at sunrise.   Right now I weigh only 3.25 lbs and my ribs poke out but the moms will fix that with the bountiful RabbitMatch chow platter.  I was born 1/1/10 and am almost 5 months old today, 5/21/10.  I have a really great personality.  We rabbits are very forgiving.  Right now I'm small enough that I'm perfectly comfy with being held.  Tenderly, Fluffily Yours, Claudina.

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from our wonder bunpal (who LOVES bunnies!), Shoji.  Thanks for a bunderful video.

The Bunny Castle Rabbit Rescue is a great sister rescue to RabbitMatch.org.  Please help them win $10,000 by voting (easily) everyday.  The bunnies say 'thanks!'

Please vote EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!

Hi Everybunny!
I'm writing to tell you about The All-Star Animal Rescue Site $100,000 Shelter+ Challenge – together with Petfinder, starting May 17, 2010. The Animal Rescue Site is awarding $100,000 in grants to eligible Petfinder.com member rescue organizations to help animals. The grand prize is a $10,000 grant, and there are many other prizes! Visit www.theanimalrescuesite.com to vote every day and learn more. You don't have to register, and voting is free. Support your favorite shelter and vote today! Thank you!
 
Please vote and help The Bunny Castle Rabbit Rescue win a $10,000 grant! The bunnies appreciate your support!!!
 
Thank you,
Marie Morris
President
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PS Tell all your friends-crosspost this message!

 

Greetings!!!  It is 5/17/10 and I've found a spot at RabbitMatch.  My name is Kioko.  It means, "rabbit child who brings joy"  and I certainly intend to devote myself to just that higher purpose!!!!!  I'm a dwarf…buggy eyes, small ears, the whole package.  Not to mention my striking agouti coat.  I fear the mom and camera were not up to capturing my beauty…oh dear!!!!!  That means you'll have to email for an appointment and come and visit!!!  YAY!!!!!!

My birthdate is 11/1/09.  I'm fully grown.  I weigh about 3 lbs.  Mom will have the exact number as soon as she finds out who took the scale!!!!  I'll tell you more about myself in my next update.  Right now I want to give my nice denbox a nom-nom. With a binky of love and joy, Your Kioko.

Oh hi there!!!!  I'm Gardenia, aka "Puff the Magic Bunlet" checking in to RabbitMatch.  I'm a baby albino lionhead about 6 weeks old. That makes my birthday 4/1/10.  I weigh exactly ONE pound.  What I'm doing here, I don't know.  The moms suspect that I came from a breeder who decided I wasn't a champion.  Well, Boo-Hoo!!!!   I love my name, fragrant white flower…I'm a happy bouncy baby enjoying my toys and alfalfa hay.  The big rabbits are very nice to me and keep me company although of course I have my own little condo.  I have a stuffed rabbit toy twice my size to cuddle.

The moms estimate I'll be ready for that special surgery that makes me eligible to go home with YOU around the end of July.  I'll keep you posted about my doings, OK???  With a binky and a nosebonk, Your Little Flower, Gardenia.

Oh heavens how good it is to be here at RabbitMatch.  I'm the husbun of Roslind. She relates our sad story.  Yes we are a couple but no, right now we can only share adjoining condos. We are not housed together because, well……you know, fresh from surgery and all………however, we'd be ready to rebond in a few weeks if you're loking for a loving pair of friendly spot-x buns.

Indeed our former home was filth and starvation.  I weighed 4 lbs today, 4/15/10.  I should weigh 5.  My feet and tail have almost no fur.  The fur on my tummy is all dredlocks.  I can't wait 'til my next shed!!!!!   I'm told my birthdate is 6/1/08. The mom's will investigate that further.  I am an amazingly outgoing boy.  There is dramatic handsomeness under this sad exterior.   Don't you just want to take me home, hold me close and pet my silky ears????HHHMMMMM??????  Sure hope your xpen is large enough for both myself and Roslind.   Yes I do nosebonks.  Your sweet bun, Orlando.    P.S. My friends call me "Orlie" .

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